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FunnyBiz.today Wise Investor Report Stock Market Forecast

FunnyBiz.today Wise Investor Report Stock Market Forecast brought to you by James Alderdice
Dow Sets New Record Highs Every Day for the Past Week!
Wow, what a record-breaking week it has been! Remember in last month’s publication of our FunnyBiz.today Wise Investor Report, published just days after the “Brexit” vote by the UK to leave the EU had hit the world Markets, including the Dow Jones Industrial Average, like a George Forman Right to the Jaw, sending the Markets Down hard, but we commented: “once everyone stops ‘freaking out’ and cooler heads prevail, will the Markets settle down and begin again their recent climb Upward, with the Dow again rising above 18,000, and perhaps retesting last year’s All-Time High of 18,312, sometime this Summer?”

Well, man oh man, the 2016 Presidential Election year Summer Rally is Hot, Hot, Hot, with the Dow setting New Record All-Time Highs Every Day since last Tuesday, July 12, through today, Tuesday July 19, with the Dow Jones Industrial Average Closing today at another All-Time High at 18,559! As you can see from the 1-year chart of the Dow below, the past week is forming a new Support Level above Dow 18,500.

This should be a good environment for Writing Covered Call Options to gain an average of 10% Return On Investment Profit/Income over the next month, thus see our examples of Covered Call Option Trades below. Conversely, since the Dow has settled down, making small daily gains, instead of wild swings Up or Down, we will not be engaging in a new DJX Strangle or Straddle.

Presidential Election Years are generally positive for the Stock Markets, though not always, just remember 2008! But with the Dow setting new Highs every day for a week straight, and now less than 1,500 points away from Dow 20,000, there will be a psychological pull upon investors, both large and small, to see the Dow hit 20,000 by years end! However, also keep in mind that we are living in “perilous times,” and an unexpected economic or geopolitical event or major Terrorist attack can change everything in an instant, just like the recent Brexit Vote did. Your FunnyBiz.today Wise Investor Report will be watching to see what the rest of the Summer brings and we will keep you informed!

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How FunnyBiz.today is Programmed to Make You a Multi-Millionaire in just 7-Weeks to just 7-Months to just 7-Years! Brought to you by James Alderdice

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Breaking News:Orlando Muslim Terrorist was Gay!

Breaking News:  Orlando Muslim Terrorist was Gay!

Reports today confirm that the Muslim Terrorist who murdered 49 and attempted to murder over another 50 innocent people at the Pulse Gay Nightclub in Orlando, Florida, was not a frequent visitor to the Club simply to scope it out for his act of Quranic Muslim Jihad, but because he himself was Gay! A local Orlando Gay male confirmed that he had been corresponding via a Gay App with the Terrorist for over the past year. Also a local Orlando Police Officer came forward and stated he attended the Police Academy with the Terrorist and it was clear that he was Gay!

This rules out any hint of the attack being a “Hate Crime” against the Gay Community. In fact, it makes this Muslim attack just the opposite – this Muslim, in obedience to the Quran, was willing to commit Jihad, Murder of Non-Muslims, against his very friends! These were the people and the Community he was part of! In the same way that the Fort Hood Muslim Terrorist massacred his fellow Soldiers and the San Bernardino Muslim Terrorist Couple murdered their fellow co-workers!

This is the Plan of American Muslims – to become part of the culture, live and work among us, until the time is right to obey the Quran and kill us as Allah their god Commands them!

This is why it is CRITICAL that we Elect Donald Trump as our President because he is the ONLY one who understands the Islamic threat against us!

Today our Numbnuts Muslim-Born Muslim-Defending President Barack Hussein Obama (Really America, we are at war with Islam and you elect a Muslim-born man to be our President, Twice? Have you lost your ever-loving mind!) gave an idiotic speech today in which he feebly attempted to explain why he doesn’t use the term “Islamic Terrorists,” then in his statement opposing Trump’s plan to stop more Jihadist Muslims from immigrating into America, he actually said: “The Fort Hood shooter (Wait! Mr. Obama are you finally admitting that the Fort Hood massacre was Islamic Terrorism & Not “workplace violence?” Too Late Mr. President!) and the Boston Bombers and the Orlando shooter were all American Citizens; are you proposing we practice surveillance of American Citizens because they are part of a certain religion?”

You’re damned right we are Mr. President, if they are Muslim! His idiotic statement actually proved Trump’s point that we must go after the Muslim communities in America if we want to have a fighting chance of stopping future Quranic Islamic Muslim Terrorist attacks within our borders! These Terrorists are murdering us simply and only because they are Muslims and we are not and the Quran therefore COMMANDS them to wage murderous Jihad upon us!

Please read the following few quotes from the Quran and watch the brief video linked at the bottom: Then VOTE TRUMP!

Quran Quotes (just a few from just 2 chapters, there are hundreds like these!) that Prove Every Muslim is a Potential Terrorist lying in wait to kill All Non-Muslims, and therefore Until America wakes Up and Bans Islam, Closes All Mosques and Bans All Muslims from America, Islamic Quran-based Muslim Terrorist attacks like Orlando Will Continue! Any President or Politician who does not acknowledge this FACT is either Ignorant of what the Quran teaches or is in league with the Muslim Jihadists!

The Quran reveals that “Allah” the god of Islam, is a “Terrorist” and Commands All Muslims to “instil terror Into the hearts of the Unbelievers” by Beheading them!
Quran 8:12
I will instil terror Into the hearts of the Unbelievers: Smite ye above their necks!

The Quran Commands All Muslims to Continue to “Fight” until the whole world submits to the religion of Islam! In other words, either we kill all of them or they will kill all of us!
Quran 8:39
39. And fight them on until there is no more tumult or oppression, and there prevail justice and faith in Allah altogether and everywhere;
Pickthall renders 39. And fight them until persecution is no more, and religion is all for Allah.

The Quran Commands All Muslims to Kill All Non-Muslims everywhere in the world and to “wait” for the perfect opportunity to kill them, i.e., “lie in wait for them in every stratagem (of war)” – just like happened at Fort Hood, San Bernardino & Orlando!
Quran 9:5
But when the forbidden months are past, then fight and slay the Pagans wherever ye find them, and seize them, beleaguer them, and lie in wait for them in every stratagem (of war).

The Quran clearly teaches that Only Muslims who Fight, i.e., practice Jihad, will achieve “Salvation” in Paradise! Now you understand why they are willing to die at a young age via the act of killing Non-Muslims, either by homicide-suicide or by the police/military, even after just giving birth to a baby now just 6-months old like the San Bernardino Jihadist Parents!
Quran 9:20-22
20. Those who believe, and suffer exile and strive [jihad] with might and main, in Allah’s cause, with their goods and their persons, have the highest rank in the sight of Allah: they are the people who will achieve (salvation).
21. Their Lord doth give them glad tidings of a Mercy from Himself, of His good pleasure, and of gardens for them, wherein are delights that endure:
22. They will dwell therein for ever. Verily in Allah’s presence is a reward, the greatest (of all).

Conversely, the Quran declares that Every Muslim who Does Not Fight in Jihad shall Go to Hell! Another Reason Why Every Muslim is a Potential Terrorist, because the Only Way a Muslim can avoid going to Hell is to commit an Act of Terrorism!
Quran 9:38, 39
38. O ye who believe! what is the matter with you, that, when ye are asked to go forth in the cause of Allah [Jihad], ye cling heavily to the earth? Do ye prefer the life of this world to the Hereafter? But little is the comfort of this life, as compared with the Hereafter.
39. Unless ye go forth, He will punish you with a grievous penalty, and put others in your place;
Pickthall renders v. 39: “If ye go not forth He will afflict you with a painful doom,”

The Quran Commands All Muslims to Fight & Kill All Non-Muslims, including Specifically Christians & Jews, until they submit to Islamic Rule Over Them!
Quran 9:29
Fight those who believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by Allah and His Messenger, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, (even if they are) of the People of the Book [Bible], until they pay the Jizya [Tax of Submission] with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued.

Finally, the Quran clearly declares that Jesus Christ is Not the Son of Allah, proving that Allah & the God of the Bible are two separate beings because Jesus Christ is The Only Begotten Son of God of the Bible. In fact, the Quran pronounces a “curse” upon all Christians & Jews! But the Bible declares that anyone who curses a Jew is “cursed,” also whoever does not believe in & love the Lord Jesus Christ is “cursed!” (see passages below)
Quran 9:30
The Jews call ‘Uzair a son of Allah, and the Christians call Christ the son of Allah. That is a saying from their mouth; (in this) they but imitate what the unbelievers of old used to say. Allah’s curse be on them: how they are deluded away from the Truth!

But the Bible says:
God’s Promise of Blessing & Cursing via Abraham & His Descendants through Isaac & Jacob/Israel – The Jews:
Genesis 12:3 (NKJV)
3I will bless those who bless you, And I will curse him who curses you; And in you all the families of the earth shall be blessed.”

The Promise of Blessing & Cursing via Abraham’s Grandson Jacob, Whose Name God Changed to Israel, and Who is the Father of All Israelis (Jews) :
Genesis 27:29 (NKJV)

29Let peoples serve you, And nations bow down to you. Be master over your brethren, And let your mother’s sons bow down to you. Cursed be everyone who curses you, And blessed be those who bless you!”

The Promise of Blessing & Cursing via the Nation of Israel After They Came Out of Egypt & were About to Enter The Promised Land of Canaan—modern-day Palestine/Israel :
Numbers 24:9 (NKJV)

9He [Nation of Israel] bows down, he lies down as a lion; And as a lion, who shall rouse him? Blessed is he who blesses you, And cursed is he who curses you.

Finally, Cursed is everyone who does not Love the Lord Jesus Christ:
1 Corinthians 16:22 (NKJV)

22If anyone does not love the Lord Jesus Christ, let him be accursed. O Lord, come!

John 3:16-18, 36 (KJV)
16For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
17For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
18He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
36He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.

Son of Hamas Founder & Himself the Former Leader of Hamas Youth Tells the Truth about Hamas’s (and All Muslims) Goals & Evil Plans, not just against Israel, but also against America & indeed the whole world: http://youtu.be/KakxXN5Z-XI

 

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Black Pastor brings down the house as he introduces Trump in Cleveland Ohio!

Watch Black Pastor bring down the house as he introduces Donald Trump in Cleveland Ohio!
https://youtu.be/cCHZbB-M9oE
https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/cCHZbB-M9oE?rel=0&showinfo=0
https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/cCHZbB-M9oE?rel=0&showinfo=0

 

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Today America Died in Chicago, March 11, 2016

Today America Died in Chicago, March 11, 2016

Presidential Candidate Donald Trump had a speech scheduled today in Chicago at the University of Illinois, but protestors schemed to get tickets for access inside the stadium, as well as thousands of protestors assembled outside the stadium. After consulting with Chicago police, Trump decided to cancel his speech for the sake of the safety of the approx. 30,000 people who had filled the stadium to hear Presidential Candidate Donald Trump.

In the 1960’s, protests arose against the Vietnam War; whether you are for or against the Vietnam War, it can be stated that protesting against War is a legitimate protest supported by the Constitution of the United States.

However, in this present case, the protestors are protesting “speech,’ which is protected by the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. If people are going to protest and stop Free Speech, then America is dead. Today America died in Chicago. Let us pray America’s Death does not spread to other cities and states.

 

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The Book Every American Must Read Before Voting in 2016! This book exposes the 666 Factor Surrounding Obama, Why it’s Not OK to be Gay, Why No Self-Respecting Black Would EVER Vote Democrat, Why EVERY Muslim is a Potential Terrorist & Why Islam Must Be Banned from America’s Shores, as well as chapters & sections on The God-GivenCommon Sense Role of Government (and it’s the opposite of what we have today under Obama & the Demon-crats!), God is a Capitalist Not a Communist, Every Abortion Stops a Beating Heart & So Much More!

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Our Tax dollars have been paying to rsettle Muslims into America for 35 years! Is this what Jer. 51:13-14 warns of?

Our Tax dollars have been paying to rsettle Muslims into America for 35 years! Is this what Jer. 51:13-14 warns of?
Jeremiah 51:13-14(KJV)
13O thou that dwellest upon many waters, abundant in treasures, thine end is come, and the measure of thy covetousness.
14The LORD of hosts hath sworn by himself, saying, Surely I will fill thee with men, as with caterpillars; and they shall lift up a shout against thee.
A short must see video that will boil your blood! This practice must be immediately stopped!: https://youtu.be/6PzT8vEvYPg

 

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November, 2015, funnyBiz Wise Investor Report: The Low-Cost Way to Invest in Real Estate Rental Properties to Generate Monthly Income & Have Someone Else Pay for You to Own Those Properties!

November, 2015, funnyBiz Wise Investor Report

The Low-Cost Way to Invest in Real Estate Rental Properties to Generate Monthly Income & Have Someone Else Pay for You to Own Those Properties!
Owning investment Rental Properties is a great way to secure your financial future and freedom! But to acquire a loan to purchase investment Rental Property, property that is not your primary residence, requires a 20% Down payment; thus a $100,000 Rental Property would require a $20,000 Down payment! And most folks don’t have an extra 20-Grand lying around! Ah, but there is a way around this obstacle!

Simply make the property your primary residence for the next 3 to 12 months! An FHA (Federal Housing Administration) loan only requires a 3 ½% Down payment for a primary residence; thus just $3,500 to purchase a $100,000 property! However, FHA does require that you live in the property for at least 12-months. A Conventional loan to purchase a primary residence only requires a 5% Down payment, thus just $5,000 to purchase a $100,000 property! A bit more of a Down payment than a FHA loan, but Conventional loans have no “must stay for” requirements; thus you could literally buy, fix-up and rent a property every 3 to 6 months! That equates to you owning 2, 3 or 4 Rental Properties in 12-months! We suggest a goal of owning 10 Rental Properties. Using Conventional financing, you could reach that goal in just 2 ½ to 5 years!

Yes, you have the headache of moving every 3 or 6 or 12 months; but consider the financial rewards: If the average value of each Rental Property is $100,000, in just 2 ½ to 5 years, or at the most 10 years, you will own $1-Million in Real Estate! And someone else is paying for you to own that property! The renters are paying your mortgage payments! When the mortgages are paid off in 10 or 15 or 30 years, you will own that $1-Million in property (plus the increased value of the properties) free and clear and it didn’t cost you one penny!

The perfect Retirement Plan: Each Rental Property should generate between $200 to $500 per month income above your mortgage, insurance and other expenses, thus immediately generating $2,000 to $5,000 per month once you have acquired 10 properties. This money may be used for daily living or, if you can get by without this extra income, use these funds to make monthly interest-only payments to pay down the mortgages quickly, say in just 7 to 10 years, instead of 15 or 30. Now, if each of the 10 properties generates an average rental of $1,000 per month, you now are receiving $10,000 per month! That is a great Retirement Plan! Plus, what a great inheritance to pass on to your kids!

Here are some suggestions on the types of properties to look for: Find a moderately priced residence in a decent neighborhood; a “fixer-upper” is OK too; in a minute we’ll show you how to get an extra $10,000 to $25,000 to re-do the flooring, kitchen and bathrooms if needed, along with perhaps some landscaping for curb appeal. Duplexes, Triplexes and Quadplexes are the best, because you live in one and immediately rent the other(s), which allows you generally to live for free, maybe even with immediate positive cash flow/income! Condos can also be good, because you can buy 2 Condos for the price of 1 small house; but be careful with Condos! FHA will not lend on a Condo unless the entire Condo complex is on the FHA’s Approved Condominium List. Even Conventional mortgage lenders may shy away from lending on some Condos due to the bureaucracy of Condo Owner Associations. And many Condos do not allow rentals. So do your homework. Houses in low to medium income areas make great rental properties because folks in that income range often don’t save up even the 3 ½% FHA loan requirement, thus they remain renters. Plus, unlike higher-income properties, low to medium income renters are less “fussy.” Also, folks at retirement age living on fixed incomes usually are looking for a lower price rental that is in nice condition, and retirees make great renters because they don’t move as often as younger folks and families. do.

How to get $10,000 to $25,000 to renovate each property: Both FHA and Conventional loans have Renovation Loans available, which attach to the general mortgage loan. Once you find the property you wish to purchase, before you finalize the primary residence mortgage loan, you hire licensed contractors to provide Bids for the renovations you plan to perform. These Bids are submitted with the mortgage loan application, and the property appraisal takes into consideration the value of the property after the renovations are done, and the mortgage lender adds the renovation costs to the loan. When the purchase and loan are completed and you take possession of the property, the renovation work by the contractors begins and funds are dispersed as the work progresses in the form of a check made payable to both you and the contractor. When all work is complete, a final appraisal is performed to ensure the work was completed. Without you having to have prior funds available for the renovations, you not only have increased the value of your property, but you also now have a brand new looking rental property that will rent quickly and bring a good rental amount due to the new condition! A good Mortgage Broker will help you acquire the Renovation loan along with the general loan.

Renovation suggestions: With rentals you definitely want to remove any carpeting, especially if the renters may have children or pets; but regardless, carpeting gets filthy dirty, has to be cleaned in between renters, but even cleaning doesn’t make carpeting look brand new. When deciding what to replace the carpeting with, consider that wood and laminate flooring are subject to damage by water in kitchens and bathrooms, or from spills. The best rental flooring choice may be tile throughout the property; it looks great and is durable. Because the grout between the tiles does soil, you should choose a medium to darker color tile and grout. If you prefer the look of wood flooring, there are now rectangular shaped tiles that look just like wood. If you decide to use tile in the kitchen and bathrooms, but want wood floors in the other rooms, “Engineered Wood” flooring is about 1/3 the cost of Hard Wood flooring and is actually more durable, especially in moist humid climates like Florida; but can be a good flooring choice anywhere.

Everyone loves granite kitchen counter tops, so upgrading to granite is a worthwhile renovation. If kitchen appliances are old, replace with new. Make sure bathrooms are clean and modern looking. And of course a fresh coat of paint throughout makes any place look brand new! A couple new palm trees in the front and back yards and flowering plants can give your rental great curb appeal and an enjoyable back yard experience. If you need some color, décor or landscaping ideas, visiting some nearby model homes is a great way to get ideas on current flooring, kitchen, bathroom, paint and landscape trends.

Of course, you are now in the “property management” business, so if you are not a handyman, you will need one to fix broken toilets, kitchen faucets, etc. You will also want to purchase a home maintenance warranty that covers the costs of large ticket item repairs/replacements, such as Air Conditioning units, Water Heaters, etc. These warranties are fairly reasonably priced and you simply add the costs into your monthly rental fee.

There you have it! A viable Real Estate investment strategy that can make you a Millionaire in just 2 ½ to 5 years, even if you acquire just one property every 12 months, then in just 10 years; with immediate monthly income, plus a longer-term $10,000 per month income Retirement Plan!

Options Investing
Here at the funnyBiz Wise Investor Report, we use the Options strategy of Covered Call Writing to generate a 100% Average Annual Return On Investment. With this strategy, you may begin with as little as $1,000, and by earning an average of 100% annually, thus doubling your money each year, your initial $1,000 would multiply in just 10 years to $1-Million, and into $32-Million in just another 5 years!

Covered Call Writing involves purchasing 100 shares of a Stock, then Writing (Selling) one Option Call contract on those 100 shares, with the goal being to earn an average of 10% profit from the sale of the Call Option. The Sold Call Option contract obligates you to deliver the 100 shares of the underlying Stock to the purchaser of the Call contract if the Call Option you sold settles or is exercised At-the-Money or In-the-Money. The Call you sold is Covered because you already own the 100 shares. In this strategy, you do not care if you are required to deliver the 100 shares of Stock, because you receive the Call contract value of those 100 shares, meaning you get your money for the 100 shares, plus get to keep the profit you earned from selling/writing the Call Option. The strategy is to repeat this pattern about 10 times per year, generating an annual return of 100%.

The only risk involved in Covered Call Writing is if the Stock decreases in value from your original purchase price more than the profit you earned, then you may need to wait for the stock price to rise again before Writing another Covered Call on those 100 shares of Stock. Of course, owning Stock that declines in value lower than your original purchase price is the same boat everyone is in who owns that Stock; your advantage as a Covered Call Writer is that you already earned a profit on that 100 shares!

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Stock Market Crash on Sept. 11, 2015 & Tsunami to Hit U.S. East Coast Prophecies

Friends, I am Predicting – not “prophesying” based on a special message I received from the Lord, but “predicting” based upon the Biblical “principle” of the “Shmitah” – the Hebrew word in Deuteronomy 15:1, where God commands that on the final day of every 7-years there is to be a “release of debts.” Deuteronomy 15:1 “At the end of every seven years you shall grant a release of debts [Heb. shemittah]. Since Man is not obeying God’s command, God is causing a wiping out of financial accounts via a single-day 7% Stock Market Crash which begins a months or years long economic collapse as Judgment for Man’s Sin in the hope Man will repent & return to God & His Son Jesus Christ/Messiah – God did this on the very day of the Shmitah on Monday, September 17, 2001, the final day of the Shmitah/Sabbatical 7th-Year (Jewish Feast of Rosh Hashanah – Feast of Trumpets & beginning of New Civil Year – beginning at Sundown) when the Dow Jones Industrial Average fell 684 points, 7.1%. 7-years later to the very Day of the Shmitah, Monday, September 29, 2008, the DJIA dropped 777 points in 1 Day: 7%. The Shmitah is coming again on Sunday Sept. 13, accompanied by a Solar eclipse (Sign of God’s Judgment against Gentile Nations according to Rabbinic tradition), with Rosh Hashanah beginning that Eve at Sundown & beginning the 70th Jubilee Year in human history – the every 50-year Restoring of all lands & inheritances to their original owner – the last 2 Jubilee’s 1917, Israel regain Palestine as their native homeland via the British Balfour Declaration when Britain recaptured the Land of Palestine from Muslim Turkish control and encouraged Jews to begin returning to their God-given homeland. Then again 50-years later during the next Jubilee in 1967 Israel Recaptured Jerusalem as their God-given Capital. What will Israel “Recapture” this Jubilee? Sept. 2015—Sept. 2016? I believe & predict that an Earthquake will destroy the Muslim Mosque currently occupying the Temple Mount and Israel will re-take control of the Temple Mount and begin to build the 3rd Holy Temple as prophesied in Ezekiel chapters 40—48. This Shmitah & beginning of the Jubilee is followed 2-weeks later on Sept. 28, 2015, on the Feast of Tabernacles, with the Final of 4 “Blood Moons” a Tetrad (4 consecutive) Total Lunar Eclipses which fall on Jewish/Biblical Feast Days (according to rabbinic tradition Blood Moons are a sign that war is coming upon Israel—which was fulfilled last year in Israel’s war with the Palestinians when Israel uncovered the dozens of tunnels the Muslims had built planning to attack Israel through them—but is more war yet to come, as prophesied in Ezek 38-39, with Iran & Russia?).

Now let me please be very clear, just because God brought economic Judgment on the Shmitah in 2001 & 2008, that does NOT mean He will do it again this time in 2015, but He may; and America has become even more sinful over the past 7-years, so this Stock Market/Economic Crash may be the biggest in history. But since the Shmitah falls on Sunday, Sept. 13, 2015, when the U.S. Stock Markets are closed, if God does repeat His Shmitah Judgment, He will be doing it either on Friday Sept. 11, or Monday Sept. 14, 2015.

In addition to economic collapse, there are many Christian Prophets prophesying that a Tsunami, possibly caused by an asteroid, meteor or comet hitting the ocean, is going to hit the East Coast of the U.S., Caribbean, Central & South America & Europe, and I provide you 3 different Prophets prophesying this below. Many Prophets are also prophesying that Obama will institute Marshall Law in America, possibly even suspending the Nov. 2016 Presidential Election. As with all Prophecy, we must “judge” & “test” all things – do they agree with Scripture? And the ultimate proof being whether or not they come to pass (Deut. 18:18-22; 1 Cor. 14:29; 1 Thess. 5:20-21).

These prophecies all speak of this being a time of great soul-winning for the Church of the Lord Jesus Christ, and as God protected the children of Israel in Egypt during the 10 Plagues He will Protect & Provide for His Christian Believers during these events, and that America will come out the other end as a nation that has returned back to God.

This first Tsunami Prophecy video from Efrain Rodriguez was published in July, 2014, and therefore the “7-month” time table for the event to occur was incorrect, but that does not mean the prophecy is wrong—Efrain may have simply misinterpreted the timing or God may be postponing this Judgment due to people repenting in Puerto Rico, as it is written: 2 Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning His promise, as some count slackness, but is longsuffering toward us, not willing that any should perish but that all should come to repentance.
Jeremiah 18:7-12 7The instant I speak concerning a nation and concerning a kingdom, to pluck up, to pull down, and to destroy it, 8if that nation against whom I have spoken turns from its evil, I will relent of the disaster that I thought to bring upon it. 9And the instant I speak concerning a nation and concerning a kingdom, to build and to plant it, 10if it does evil in My sight so that it does not obey My voice, then I will relent concerning the good with which I said I would benefit it.
11“Now therefore, speak to the men of Judah and to the inhabitants of Jerusalem, saying, ‘Thus says the Lord: “Behold, I am fashioning a disaster and devising a plan against you. Return now every one from his evil way, and make your ways and your doings good.”’”
12And they said, “That is hopeless! So we will walk according to our own plans, and we will every one obey the dictates of his evil heart.”
Efrain’s prophecy is Theologically Sound. 2 versions: 15-min. shorter & 30-min. full—if you live outside of the U.S. you should listen to the full 30-min. version to hear his Judgment prophesied against your nation.
(15-min.): https://youtu.be/8aE5_h5rIq4
(30-min full): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjB7zazjIko&list=UUH3heuVuMRTxd_YgZbiPfEg

2nd Tsunami prophecy, from Dr. Patricia Green—God’s Warning to get out of the East Coast of America (her quote of Jesus calling this a time of “tribulation” is not referring to “The 7-Year Tribulation” which the Church does not go through, but rather general tribulation that Jesus refers to such as in John 16:33) (20-min): https://youtu.be/V-GRIjt1ey4

3rd Tsunami prophecy, from Perry Stone (Perry Stone is an Ordained Bishop with the Church of God headquartered in Cleveland, TN, the same denomination I am an Ordained Bishop with) (15-min.): https://youtu.be/LAxiR9GXb34

Congresswoman Michele Bachman rightly predicts Obama is setting the stage for End Time Prophecies to be fulfilled – In this video hear Obama read Scripture predicting his resurrection from the dead. Please note Lt. Col. Ralph Peters comments during Fox News interview. Most importantly please note Congresswoman Michele Bachman’s comments which conclude this video and explain why I as a Christian Pastor am sharing this information with you (15-min.): https://youtu.be/T077IOzye5I

Alex Jones – Emergency Alert-Elite Evacuating America before October 2015 (12-min.): https://youtu.be/pnGl8Nz0oLE

Church, this shall be our finest hour! God has brought You to His Kingdom for such a time as this! Get Ready to Win Souls to Jesus! As it is written: Isaiah 60:1-5 1 Arise, shine; For your light has come! And the glory of the Lord is risen upon you. 2 For behold, the darkness shall cover the earth, And deep darkness the people; But the Lord will arise over you, And His glory will be seen upon you.
3 The Gentiles shall come to your light, And kings to the brightness of your rising. 4 “Lift up your eyes all around, and see: They all gather together, they come to you; Your sons shall come from afar, And your daughters shall be nursed at your side. 5 Then you shall see and become radiant, And your heart shall swell with joy; Because the abundance of the sea shall be turned to you, The wealth of the Gentiles shall come to you.

 

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